About E.B.

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E.B. Hauk is a hyper-intelligent raccoon who learned English through a thrown-out collection of tabloid magazines.  They planned to write a scintillating tell-all on the lives humans bury in their garbage but wrote some novels instead.  After rounding up some other raccoons for a weekly game night, they started fiddling with their own tabletop RPG and took up dice making, too, because they didn't have enough to do.