E.B. Hauk is a hyper-intelligent raccoon who learned English through a thrown-out collection of tabloid magazines. They planned to write a scintillating tell-all on the lives humans bury in their garbage but wrote some novels instead. After rounding up some other raccoons for a weekly game night, they started fiddling with their own tabletop RPG and took up dice making, too, because they didn't have enough to do.
Like most raccoons, E.B. enjoys eating garbage, going through dog doors, and raising hell. They also enjoy TMZ, Great British Bake Off, and biogenetic engineering.
They're also setting out to blog their dice-making ventures and maybe share a few writing tips.
All raccoons are native Esperanto speakers, can photosynthesize, and hate the word "croquet."
Raccoon society is highly sophisticated, consisting of seven bureaucratic layers.