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A Brief Blurb

1986--

OSU assistant coach Johnny Hazard is a man who has everything: the girl of his dreams, a recently remodeled Dutch Colonial home, and a budding Benadryl habit.  But when his wife, Janet, leaves him to "find herself," Johnny's Benadryl abuse grows out of control, and his nightmares follow him into the daylight.  Reality melts, and he's introduced to the world behind the world, made to examine a growing sickness within society and himself.  


A deconstruction of the every man that touches on the horrors of human existence, self-loathing, isolation, and all the things we keep hidden.  The supernatural terrors that plague him mirror his internal struggles.  Watch a human dumpster fire in action. 

Other Works

Blazing Ambition

In a weird western world . . .


The Great Yonder is a lawless land where money talks and the almighty guilder reigns supreme.  While corporations and territories vie for control, outlaws with strange weapons known as chaos casters fight over the scraps.  These "tuners" leave discord and ruin in their wake, for chaos casters are treacherous, with explosive potential. 


A group of tuners known as the Infestation pulls a score on the magnirail, inviting the ire of Madam Gladwin "Winnie" Sherwood, an inventor-magnate, founder of the Winsome Company, and the most powerful woman in the world.  She tasks her beau and head of her private law enforcement, Kaffrey Mild, with bringing the Infestation to justice.  But three of the Infestation go underground in a town outside Sherwood's influence, stalling the investigation and raising the stakes.  


The consequences of the robbery threaten Winsome Company's standing and Winnie's ambitions for the Yonder.  The couple disagrees about how to proceed, jeopardizing their bond.  All the while, the international banking conglomerate known as the Guild takes an interest in the Winsome Company, and a member of the Infestation targets Madam Sherwood personally, testing her morality and commitment to a brighter future.  


Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.


Randy Quaid

Only on Mastodon and private discord.


E.B. Hauk

About the Author

Bio

Raccoon Facts

Hobbies

 E.B. Hauk is a hyper-intelligent raccoon who learned English through a thrown-out collection of tabloid magazines.  They planned to write a scintillating tell-all on the lives humans bury in their garbage but wrote some novels instead. 

Hobbies

Raccoon Facts

Hobbies

Like most raccoons, E.B. enjoys eating garbage, going through dog doors, and raising hell.  They also enjoy TMZ, Great British Bake Off, and biogenetic engineering.

Raccoon Facts

Raccoon Facts

Raccoon Facts

All raccoons are native Esperanto speakers, can photosynthesize, and hate the word "croquet."


Raccoon society is highly sophisticated, consisting of seven bureaucratic layers. 

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